America has no room for Atheists!

I have to hand in this powerpoint in less then two hours(imagine that, work at work) so I have to be brief.

Anyway...

One of the many reasons I love Kelly Alice so much is because she feeds my Atheism. She sent this clipping my way this morning. This little "Letter to the Editor" is hysterical. Oh Alice Shannon from Soldotna you're so... American. I bet you're sitting in your rocking chair, in your little house in the middle of no where, Alaska, knitting another jesus sweater for your cat and just being the godly person you are. Practicing evil? The only evil I'm exposed to are the splicers from BIOSHOCK...

The good thing about America is that I can choose to believe or not to believe whatever the fuck I want so if you don't like it why don't you get the fuck out, bitch.

Did you get Jesus' new CD yet? It ROCKS!

The lovely Kelly Alice sent me this AMAZING picture a couple of days ago of a fellow T rider and I kept meaning to post it here because of its shear blogability...


If you can't read what's written on the head scarf it says I <3>

Why do people feel the need to profess their love for Jesus? It's almost like Jesus is an awesome rock band and people feel the need to tell everyone else that they listen to Jesus and that makes them cool. I guess it's no different then wearing a Winger t-shirt. Actually now that I have actually given this some thought wearing a Winger shirt is actually worse then wearing a Jesus shirt.

Ha, Winger. Ha.

Movin' on up, movin' on up..

For over two years I sat here. Yes, I'm serious.



Now I sit here and life is just a little bit better.

Don't drink the water, there's blood in the water

This entry has a point, believe it or not but let me begin with an irrelevant rant.

I'm currently in my Immunology class, waiting for lecture to start. From the start of the first class I located a lone seat all the way in the far far back of the class and decided at that moment that that's my seat. I normally rush from my graduate literature section to class to set claim to this seat since I know its appealing qualities are enough to make the nerdiest nerdlinger to the slackiest xbox playing slacker drop to their knees. Okay, most likely the latter but I digress. You have to understand though, this seat is amazing. It's all alone. No one to the left of you, no one to the right. Plenty of room to kick back and relax. So today after lit seminar I head towards class when I get distracted by my nicotine addicted pal Chris who asks me if I want to chat outside while he has a smoke. Now I'm think, "no you idiot! i have to stake a flag in my seat!" but my manners got the best of me and we head outside to discuss things that have to do with class which I won't bore you with at the moment. Upon return to class I spotted something that made my blood pressure rise and my blood boil. There is was like the brightest star gleaming in the darkest sky. It was a red coat drapped over MY chair. MINE! For a hot second I debated charging the chair and throwing the coat to the floor and declaring war over invasion of my land but then I remembered this is Immunology class, not Israel, and I'm sure I can deal. So now I'm sitting in front of "red coat" and am seathing at every word she speaks. Her and her stupid foreign accent. She's not even American! Fucking immigrants coming in and taking what's mine!

Anyway like I said, this entry had a point but class is about to start so it'll have to wait...

Away, away, you have been banished.
Your land is gone, and given to me.
And here I will spread my wings.
Yes, I will call this home.
Whats this you say, you feel a right to remain?
Then stay and I will bury you.