Thursday, February 28, 2008

Movin' on up, movin' on up..

For over two years I sat here. Yes, I'm serious.



Now I sit here and life is just a little bit better.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Don't drink the water, there's blood in the water

This entry has a point, believe it or not but let me begin with an irrelevant rant.

I'm currently in my Immunology class, waiting for lecture to start. From the start of the first class I located a lone seat all the way in the far far back of the class and decided at that moment that that's my seat. I normally rush from my graduate literature section to class to set claim to this seat since I know its appealing qualities are enough to make the nerdiest nerdlinger to the slackiest xbox playing slacker drop to their knees. Okay, most likely the latter but I digress. You have to understand though, this seat is amazing. It's all alone. No one to the left of you, no one to the right. Plenty of room to kick back and relax. So today after lit seminar I head towards class when I get distracted by my nicotine addicted pal Chris who asks me if I want to chat outside while he has a smoke. Now I'm think, "no you idiot! i have to stake a flag in my seat!" but my manners got the best of me and we head outside to discuss things that have to do with class which I won't bore you with at the moment. Upon return to class I spotted something that made my blood pressure rise and my blood boil. There is was like the brightest star gleaming in the darkest sky. It was a red coat drapped over MY chair. MINE! For a hot second I debated charging the chair and throwing the coat to the floor and declaring war over invasion of my land but then I remembered this is Immunology class, not Israel, and I'm sure I can deal. So now I'm sitting in front of "red coat" and am seathing at every word she speaks. Her and her stupid foreign accent. She's not even American! Fucking immigrants coming in and taking what's mine!

Anyway like I said, this entry had a point but class is about to start so it'll have to wait...

Away, away, you have been banished.
Your land is gone, and given to me.
And here I will spread my wings.
Yes, I will call this home.
Whats this you say, you feel a right to remain?
Then stay and I will bury you.